- Tyler Perry: His movies are just plain horrible. I understand how comedy works. You tell one joke and then if its not that good you reference it later. That is how he has made his movies. He made one okay play then made a lot more of them telling the exact same joke. He sucks.
- Gospel Music: I hate it. It just sounds like people yelling. Typically out of key.
- Nickel Back: Oh my God that music is horrible. I have a problem with music that does not solicit emotion. This music is just cookie cutter music put out to make money. All of the songs generally sound the same. Use the same guitar chords and the same gravely Canadian Voice. This is just arena rock music. This is what Poison and Whitesnake would be if they were popular now. Its just music meant to make money. No artistic effort at all.
- 2% Milk Velveeta Shells & Cheese: This is bull shit. Buy the real thing.
- Sheets that come off the bed: My wife calls me a sheet Nazi. I literaly will not sleep if the sheets come off of the bed. I will toss and turn and finally get up and pull the sheets to where they need to be.
- Onions: Dont get me wrong they have a great flavor. I just cant tolerate the texture.
- Cheap Toilet Paper: That extra dollar you spend really is worth it. Just like aluminum foil.
- Men that give us all a bad name: Ass holes.
- Ford Mustangs: The problem with Ford Mustangs are that the people who drive them think that they are driving a Ferrari. Your car cost a fraction of what a sports car cost. You have the honda accord of sports cars. Idiots.
Thats about it. Tell me what you hate.
First of all, very nice blog! I particularly like the Easter eggs. I must request a change though. The Ford Mustang should be the Honda Civic of sports cars, not Accord. Accords are better than the Civics and there's no lower version of a sports car than the Mustang, hence.... Civic. Now, something I hate is when people say "I can't." Now if you're saying, "I can't fly (without getting on a plane of course)," then yes, you're probably right on with that one. But when it's referring to something like eating better, working out, or learning something new, "I can't" is a blatant lie. It should be "I choose not to," or "I don't want to," but never "I can't!"
ReplyDeleteI like onions, including the texture. Great list otherwise, especially the 2% milk Velveeta shells. God didn't invent Velveeta just to have people screw with its fat particles.
ReplyDeletewell first off congrats on the blog, I will defiently be a follower. Hmm lets see, things I hate...... I concur with all of your dislikes, a few I would add would be: (1) movies - Quentin Tarantino movies. (2) Overall I dislike people who uses, lies and cheats ~ period!
ReplyDeleteAwesomeness! Spectacular blog, you couldn't be more correct about the bed sheets. Who can sleep upon a wrinkled heap? I especially enjoy the easter eggs (surprises are great), and your honesty about hatred. Though it is a very strong word, everybody hates something. Having said that, one of the things I hate worst is the school of thought that it is faux pas to have hates. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. I agree with you on most of the above. I haven't tried the Velvetta mac n cheese, but I do know that all mac n cheese are not created equal.
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